Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Big Love

I thought you should be the first to know.

I have a new boyfriend. And it's serious.

Don't worry. My husband knows all about us. In fact, he introduced us. And he completely understands my attraction.

Meet Paulo.

He's beautiful, no?

You must understand, this is no casual affair. It's destiny. Our new house has forty pairs of shutters, you see.


I spent three weeks painting the first pair by hand one day.


At that rate, it was painfully clear that the house would be finished just in time for us to move into assisted living. So my husband invited Paulo home for a threesome.

It was love at first spray.

Me and Paulo, getting it on

It didn't surprise me much to discover that Paulo, in the end, turned out to be quite high maintenance. All the great beauties are.

But I don't mind taking good care of him. He's totally worth it. I have a feeling we're going to be very happy together.

Den, before

Den, happily ever after


Mom said...

Absolutely beautiful. Still....no place for a mother to sit. :(
love you and am very glad that our next gettogether will be at my house where you can sit wherever you want. love you.

Soozietoone said...

I want you and Paulo to visit my house and be a threesome. Den looks gorgeous!