Friday, April 2, 2010


To: All Teachers and Staff
From: The Principal
Date: April 02, 2010
Re: Parent Contact

We know that emergencies sometimes arise which require parent contact throughout the school day. However, if a parent does not answer her phone, please leave a detailed message. Do not hang up, leaving the school's phone number looming ominously.

Should you choose to disregard the above policy, and said parent calls the school to find out which limb her child has broken, please do not leave that parent on hold for 12 minutes and then fucking disconnect her. If you do, she may hurt you, and we will not stop her. Because you really have it coming. Really you do.

Thank you and have a nice day!

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